Today is the last day of school in these parts, and in honor of that, I thought I’d do a special Graduation themed quickie. You’re welcome, grads!
- In order to save time, and therefore electricity at the event center, skip the speeches and scholarship announcements. Instead, simply send out a flurry of tweets to let everyone know.
- Schools should send out the big yellow bus to pick up all the grads and families. It may be the last time the grad steps foot on a bus, and everybody knows that carpooling is good for the environment.
- Instead of handing out a paper diploma in a fancy padded folio, just post it to the grad’s facebook wall. Kids these days are all tech-savvy anyway, and if its on their wall, they can pull it up on their phone whenever they want to show it off.
Congratulations grads, and good luck with your future!